U.S. insists on keeping control of Web. Sweetness, we invented it, we should run it.. The last thing we need to do is share control with a bunch of backwater countries.. or the French. 
Giving control to these tard sticks would not be a good idea.
Read about this website today… Rate My Professor. (It seems to be down at the moment.. maybe today’s article sent too much traffic to it..)
Anyway, it is for college kids to post comments and rating about their professors. They say there are over 4 million comments up there.. It has pretty much every college in the States. Check it out and see how your profs are rated.
Read the Wired.com article here. Some folks are not too happy about the site.
Tomorrow is Friday… yes!
Ok, I have proof that we are all pretty much doomed. The other day I ran to the city to get some house supplies and I went through the Taco Bell drive thru. I got that taco cruncher thing… not sure what it is called.. but anyway, the total bill was like $2.24, please drive thru…
Ok, so I go up towards the window and there is a car in front of me waiting.. and waiting… and waiting… finally she gets her food… now it is my turn… I wait… and I wait.. and then this chick says.. $2.24 please.. The smallest bill I had was a $10. (Yeah, that’s right.. I’m loaded…HA.) So I give her a 10 and a quarter.. It was all down hill from there…
I watch her walk away and then come back like 20 seconds later with a little piece of paper and a pen and she proceeds to calculate the fricken change!!! Not only does she not know that 10.25 – 2.24 = 8.01.. she seriously takes over 3 minutes to figure that out…. then I get my food….
Holy fracken crap… Think about this… The people who are too dumb to make simple change are also cooking your food!!
The first thing I thought when I drove away was.. “That’s one child who’s getting left behind..”
Yeah, so Wez has a party on Friday. It started at 5:30, but I announce High School football games and I had one on Friday so I did not make it to his place until 10ish.
Good times were had by all. I had a bottle of 1800 which lasted about 30 minutes I swear.. it was good stuff. I took several pictures and will share some with you. Being the cool dude that I am, I thought I would get permission from all the folks before I put anything up. I am still waiting for a few to get back to me, so we will just call this round one.
This picture is Tanya, myself and Jen. I’d say it’s a damn good picture.
This one of of me and Brooke.. it was 1800 shot time! Brooke was peer pressured into it. Peer pressure… gotta love it!
Me and Traci trying to do our best ‘Blue Steel‘ face!!
Traci and Michelle
Saving the best for last? Yeah right… Here is a “nice” shot of Flandomagic
The Dali Lama is in Austin, Texas. He is giving a talk at UT, I guess. Anyway, my brother’s wife is doing some training for the company she works for in Austin and he is at the same hotel and there is all kinds of security there…
Everytime I hear somebody mention the Dali Lama I can only think of what is probably the greatest movie quote of all time. Post your favorite movie quotes!!!
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Avast matey!! Did you know today is Talk Like A Pirate Day? I guess every September 19th is.. Sweet!!! You can find out what your pirate name is.. Mine is
Bloody Roger Roberts
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes — but who really cares? Arr!
Pirates rule!!!!
UPDATE: 5:30PM
Head over to Wez’s blog, we had a little golf game today.. his team was dominated by mine!
A bunch of us were downtown Saturday night at Riverfest. They block off a parking lot behind some bars and have bands and a beer garden and stuff. Anyway, as the night went on we noticed this chick who was pretty good looking and she was hella tall. One of the reasons we noticed her is because she was with this stupid looking fat dude. The match-up didn’t quite make sense.
Well, the time came for this dude and his skirt to head out for the night.. So what does this dumba$$ do? He hops on his sweet motorcycle with the skirt and proceeds to rev up his engine for 60 seconds… It was around midnight and that damn bike was loud…. So this guy takes off almost hits the curb, runs through a stop sign and stops behind the band and starts to rev his engine again… The owner of Blakes goes over to the guy and tells him to get the hell out of here before he gets busted.. The dude pretty much tells him to f’off…. The exchange got a little more heated and then the two cops who were working at the place come over and tell the dude to leave… he mouths off to them and then starts to drive away with one holding onto the bike… At that point it’s GAME OVER my friends.
They took him off his bike and gave him the drunk test… the dumb bastard couldn’t even walk in a straight line… They cuffed ‘em and stuffed ‘em. At some point a few of us started to sing, “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey… goodbye!” It was sweet. We also found out that that was going to be his 3rd OWI. Ouch.
Drunk Motorcycle Dude is my official DUMBASS OF THE MONTH.
Ok, I was at the local gas station this morning and I think I may have heard the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I was checking out and this lady comes in and goes up to the counter and says to the staff, “Excuse me, your sign says the price is $2.74.9 but the pump says $2.75.” The gas station staff checked and sure enough they had entered the price wrong….
Now think about this for a minute. Assuming I heard that old bag right she was bitching because she was getting screwed out of .1 cents!!!!! That means for every 10 gallons of gas she put in her car would cost her 1 penny because of the price difference!!!! Seriously… that could be the dumbest thing ever in the entire world!
Now it could be possible I heard that wrong, but I am pretty sure that is how it went down….
Also.. just got done watching the Firefly DVD’s for the 2nd time. This time I made my wife watch it too… She got addicted after the first few episodes. Now she is pumped to watched the Firefly movie, Serenity, when it comes out end of the month… i’m pumped too of course. Can’t wait..
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