A bunch of us were downtown Saturday night at Riverfest. They block off a parking lot behind some bars and have bands and a beer garden and stuff. Anyway, as the night went on we noticed this chick who was pretty good looking and she was hella tall. One of the reasons we noticed her is because she was with this stupid looking fat dude. The match-up didn’t quite make sense.

Well, the time came for this dude and his skirt to head out for the night.. So what does this dumba$$ do? He hops on his sweet motorcycle with the skirt and proceeds to rev up his engine for 60 seconds… It was around midnight and that damn bike was loud…. So this guy takes off almost hits the curb, runs through a stop sign and stops behind the band and starts to rev his engine again… The owner of Blakes goes over to the guy and tells him to get the hell out of here before he gets busted.. The dude pretty much tells him to f’off…. The exchange got a little more heated and then the two cops who were working at the place come over and tell the dude to leave… he mouths off to them and then starts to drive away with one holding onto the bike… At that point it’s GAME OVER my friends.

They took him off his bike and gave him the drunk test… the dumb bastard couldn’t even walk in a straight line… They cuffed ‘em and stuffed ‘em. At some point a few of us started to sing, “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey… goodbye!” It was sweet. We also found out that that was going to be his 3rd OWI. Ouch.

Drunk Motorcycle Dude is my official DUMBASS OF THE MONTH.