Ok, I have proof that we are all pretty much doomed. The other day I ran to the city to get some house supplies and I went through the Taco Bell drive thru. I got that taco cruncher thing… not sure what it is called.. but anyway, the total bill was like $2.24, please drive thru…
Ok, so I go up towards the window and there is a car in front of me waiting.. and waiting… and waiting… finally she gets her food… now it is my turn… I wait… and I wait.. and then this chick says.. $2.24 please.. The smallest bill I had was a $10. (Yeah, that’s right.. I’m loaded…HA.) So I give her a 10 and a quarter.. It was all down hill from there…
I watch her walk away and then come back like 20 seconds later with a little piece of paper and a pen and she proceeds to calculate the fricken change!!! Not only does she not know that 10.25 – 2.24 = 8.01.. she seriously takes over 3 minutes to figure that out…. then I get my food….
Holy fracken crap… Think about this… The people who are too dumb to make simple change are also cooking your food!!
The first thing I thought when I drove away was.. “That’s one child who’s getting left behind..” 
Come on. Give her a break. She’s working two jobs. Her first job is head waitress at Joe’s!
MUHAHAHAHA
Comment by Wounds — September 29, 2005 @ 7:32 am
Wait,here’s another one…
Come on. Give her a break. She just got fired from Sub City!
hehehehe
Comment by Wounds — September 29, 2005 @ 7:44 am
I was at Joe’s last night.. same 2 waitress were working… and uh.. there was some Amber Bock chick there giving free samples. Whoa Buddy. 3 O’Clock!
Comment by Wez — September 29, 2005 @ 8:19 am
Hey, I would have kept the change…Maybe thats the bartender in me talking..
but that is pretty sad..
Comment by Tiffany — September 29, 2005 @ 9:47 am
But, to give her credit, I bet she could at least spell the word “change,” unlike you.
Comment by Flandomagic — September 29, 2005 @ 9:59 am
Ouch, good catch Flando… it’s been fixed.
Wez… holy crap, why didn’t you call me…
Comment by Dorf — September 29, 2005 @ 10:17 am
Don’t registers calculate that crap for you? I know they did at my first job…..The Gap!
Also I don’t get your left behind reference. I’m slow
Comment by Amera — September 29, 2005 @ 10:53 am
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Comment by Tiffany — September 29, 2005 @ 11:08 am
No Child Left Behind.. That was the Prez’s education reform plan from a few years back.
Comment by Dorf — September 29, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
What a tard! Can’t the cash register do the same thing. She must’ve been rushing around and put in the total already. But, yeah.. what a dumbass.
Expect many more like her, under Bush’s “education” plan. He wants a country of illiterates and bozos, so he can feel at home.
Comment by crallspace — October 3, 2005 @ 11:38 am