Yep… Flando’s going away party.. Good times.. Good times… Myself and Cassie and Flando started the night off with beer shots.. We did one shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes… While that is not that much beer in total, doing a shot a minute has a big time effect on you… It was sweet…
One of flando’s buddies, Alex (the dude on the right) showed up and while some of the girls there thought he was pretty hot, the quote of the night came from our good buddy Wounds had the quote to end all quotes… He just walks up to the guy, who he’s never talked to before and says, “If I was gay, I’d do you myself!” Totally out of the blue and so damn funny. It’s classic Wounds….
I stopped at Kwik Star and bought The Bomb burrito… that, with a big glass of water and some asprin should allow me to wake up tomorrow ready to roll.
I’m out.
Ok, had to throw that quote from the Goonies.. don’t ask my why.. probably because the dude who played Chunk is going to speak at the University of Northern Iowa.. They must be running out of people to bring in to speak….
Anyway, my sister and her husband are pretty excited since the ChiSox won the series in a sweep over the Astros.. It was a pretty sweet game 4. The Sox deserve the victory and even though I hate them and will always hate them, I have to say good job. The ChiSox have always been the ‘red headed step child’ of Chicago baseball.. They still may be, but now they are the step child that doesn’t get teased anymore ’cause they pulled a knife on the rest of their family. 
Congrats you damn bastards…
Dorf
We are the champions…. we are the champions….
The combined effort of Team FlanDorf proved again why they are the best!! Click the above link for more details.
The difference between ChiCub fans and ChiSox fans…
It’s something called class….
Click here for the story
Yeah, so I wake up this morning and itis snowing… I like snow and all but it is too damn early to be snowing…. it won’t last though…
Stupid snow…
Update: It stopped already and I think it is turning to rain… that’s better, i guess.
Stupid rain….
Update: Now it is like half rain half snow coming down… It’s some sort of evil precipitation conspiracy against me. Well, I’ll just stay in the house until it’s gone.. Take THAT snow/rain mix.
Stupid precipitation…
An oldie but goodie.. Church Sign Generator. I love this site.
Here is my latest sign.. I used my favorite political quote from Kang in the Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror VII. It was the one where Kang and Kodos kidnap Clinton and Gore and pose as them to win the election and take over the world.
The Apple Polishers: Explaining the press corps’ crush on Steve Jobs and company.
I’m a technology guy and I’ve never been excited about any MP3 player… I’ve never cared.. I guess if I lived in a big city and rode a train/subway/bus to work everyday I would have a different opinion.
I have never, and will never buy anything made by Apple. It’s not that I hate them, it’s just that they are so G*d damned over priced for what you get. I guess the latest stupid video iPod put me over the edge since there have been several video/mp3 players on the market for a long damn time.. now all of a sudden the retarded media thinks Apple just invented this?
Dumb.
Found a few blogs from some fellow Iowans.
State 29 seems to be a pretty good blog, as well as Iowa Libertarian.. This guy may be right up your alley, Wounds… looks like he likes to canoe, fish and shoot animals.
Good article, click here.
It seems some birds in Iowa City are getting drunk. Let’s hope they don’t get behind the wheel.
HAHA, my sister Emily was at a bar in Chicago yesterday watching the White Sox sweet the Red Sox. She are her husband are evil ‘Southsiders’.. One of the few who don’t live in trailers plotting the next 1st base coach they are going to leap over the wall and kick the crap out of…
Anyway, she was interviewed during the game and was asked several questions, but according to her, they used the worst quote she gave them. The reporter was talking about how some Sox fans were reacting during the game and then they went to her and she said, “Fricken nervous man.. It’s tied at 2, we gotta sweep these guys.” (Not sure of the actually wording, but the first word out of her mouth was ‘fricken’) I DVR’d it.. it was so damn funny. I paused it and took a picture.
As a life long and die hard Cub fan, I can not, and do not condone her love of the Chicago Turd Sox. I do like them more then the Red Sox or Yankees, but basically they are still a turd, just not as bad a turd as the other teams… Stupid White Sox…
-Chris
p.s. The Cubbies will win it all next year.
