 I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.
I strive to improve my living conditions by hoarding gold, food, and sometimes keys and potions. I love adventure, fighting, and particularly winning – especially when there’s a prize at stake. I occasionally get lost inside buildings and can’t find the exit. I need food badly. What Video Game Character Are You? |
February 25, 2006
What Video Game Character are you?
How to tell when your sport is finally bigtime!
The men’s bronze medal match Friday was interrupted by a streaker. Midway through the United States’ 8-6 win over Britain, a man wearing what appeared to be a strategically placed rubber chicken ran onto one of the covered sheets of ice not being used in that session.
Streakers only hit the big sports!!
February 23, 2006
Must watch!!!
Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback
UPDATE:
Thomas Edison on Family Guy One of my all time favs!!!!
Ashlee Simpson paraody on Family Guy
Family Guy’s FCC Song *Probably not the best one to watch at work*
Am I a Stupid Jerk?
So, I got home yesterday and I saw that there were these two dudes going from door to door down my street.. They were wearing suits so they were either Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses. Anyway, I saw them through the blinds slowly making their way down the street to my house.
So, the big moment arrived. I hear the doorbell.. I do nothing.. I then hear knocking.. I do nothing… THEN my phone rings! I was like CRAP they are calling me.. I look at the caller ID. It was my mom.
I answer the phone, she says, “Whatever you do, do NOT answer go to the door!”
I laughed my a$$ off, she just happened to be in town and was coming over and when she saw them coming to my front door she started to drive around the block until they left. HAHA, it was so funny.
What is worse, answering the door and saying, “Sorry dudes, not interested.” or just pretending I am not there, that way they don’t look like a failure to God! (Just kidding about that last part!)
A Separation of Blogs!
Howdy.. OK, so a while ago my brother, who lives in Austin, Texas mentioned me that we should start a little group blog and talk about politics and the like. So I went out and got a second domain name called Dorffiles. We’ve never really had time to do a lot of posting, but at least I’m trying to change that.
I’ve always wanted to keep this site free from a lot of political stuff, because not everybody cares about that. (Hell, I don’t care about a lot of it either, if you pay too much attention to a lot of that crap it will burn you out, man.)
Anyway, from now on I am gonna try to keep my two sites separate.. You can think of this site as the “fun” one and Dorffiles as the “boring” one! 
I will probably have little blurbs like ‘Head to Dorffiles if you want my opinion about ABC’, but at least that way you won’t have to scroll through a long ass post if you don’t want too. Heh, like this one for example!
February 20, 2006
February 17, 2006
Let “Fall Down Friday” begin
Quote of the Day
“Without evil there can’t be good, so it’s got to be good to be evil sometimes.” – Satan – South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut
February 14, 2006
So I did the iPod thing…
I broke down and got one.. I have been looking at MP3 players for a while and I had never considered an iPod.. One reason is I am just not a big Apple fan. Their crap is overpriced for what it is. The other reason is I hate having to be forced into using a program (iTunes) to get music onto a device. I want a device that I can plug into any computer and be able to move music onto it…
BAM! I found my solution. I got a iPod Nano and using this website that I found: Hack Attack: The self-sustaining iPod. I can install a few tiny apps onto the iPod and
BAM I can plug my new Nano into any windows machine and sync music. No stinkin’ memory hog iTunes!!!!
February 13, 2006
Cartoon Cowards
Andrew Sullivan nails it.
The fundamental job of journalists is to give you as much information as possible to make sense of the world around you. And in this story, where the entire controversy revolves around drawings, the press is suddenly coy. You can see Saddam Hussein in his underwear and members of the royal family in compromising positions. You can see Andres Serrano’s famously blasphemous photograph of a crucifix in urine, called Piss Christ. But a political cartoon that deals with Islam? Not our job, guv. Move right along. Nothing to see here.