So, I got home yesterday and I saw that there were these two dudes going from door to door down my street.. They were wearing suits so they were either Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses. Anyway, I saw them through the blinds slowly making their way down the street to my house.
So, the big moment arrived. I hear the doorbell.. I do nothing.. I then hear knocking.. I do nothing… THEN my phone rings! I was like CRAP they are calling me.. I look at the caller ID. It was my mom.
I answer the phone, she says, “Whatever you do, do NOT answer go to the door!”
I laughed my a$$ off, she just happened to be in town and was coming over and when she saw them coming to my front door she started to drive around the block until they left. HAHA, it was so funny.
What is worse, answering the door and saying, “Sorry dudes, not interested.” or just pretending I am not there, that way they don’t look like a failure to God! (Just kidding about that last part!)
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One time a guy I know was drinking fairly heavily when some Jehovah’s witnesses came to his door. Him and his friends invited them in and talked to them for a couple of hours challenging their beliefs and getting them to explain things while drinking in front of them the entire time. They even got their study Bibles out (they were in college) and asked about certain passages.
But I agree with your hiding technique. As long as you stay out of sight and aren’t just sitting there in front of the window watching TV or something.
hahaha - too great - you did the right thing. Didn’t Tracey end up inviting some Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house once?
Dude, just get a fire stick and start chanting. If you have time, put some war-paint on, and perhaps get a big knife and a live animal. That should be enough to make them go away.
My Mom used to take us kids and we’d all hide under the kitchen table til they left.
Good times…. = )
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