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March 31, 2006

Dorf Flashback: Summer Games Employment Services Group SUCKS!!!

Filed under: Misc. — Chris Neuendorf @ 3:30 pm

So, back in 1996, the Olympics were in Atlanta, GA and there was this group called the Summer Games Employment Services Group of Atlanta that recruited young folk from all over the country to come down and work in Kiosks selling crap…

So, there were like 5 or so of us from my home town of Tripoli, IA and 74 total from Iowa and we headed down. Basically it was a disaster.. I don’t remember a whole lot of the details ’cause it was 10 years ago, but I was searching for my name in Google today and came across an article about it from 1996… I am quoted in it TWICE and I do not remember doing that at all!! Weird….

Iowans stranded at Games are on way home
74 youths lured by promises of jobs were turned away
July 21, 1996
By Dave Rasdal
Gazette staff writer

Jake Moore and his buddy Paul Schultz, recent graduates of Postville High School, gave up their last season of baseball this summer to pursue a dream — to work as vendors at the Olympic Games in Atlanta.

Instead, they found themselves playing board games in a Forsyth, Ga., middle school — 60 miles from the Atlanta — without the jobs, money and rooms they had been promised.

They were among 3,000 young people from around the nation, including 74 from Iowa, that were stiffed by Summer Games Employment Services Group of Atlanta.

“It’s a screwy deal,” Moore said in a telephone interview Saturday. “No one really knows what’s going on. We thought this was an opportunity of a lifetime, and now it’s this.”

By last night, the 74 Iowa young people and their four adult chaperones were bound for home on two Greyhound buses arranged for by Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, and his staff, working in cooperation with Gov. Terry Branstad.

The group is expected to arrive in Waterloo about 2 p.m. today.

Their temporary accommodations in Forsyth, Ga., were set up by the Red Cross. The grateful Iowans praised the town of 5,000 for its hospitality.

“This community has been great,” said Chris Neuendorf, 20, of Tripoli. “They’ve got 500 or 600 people staying here. They fed us breakfast. They said we can stay as long as we want.”

According to Georgia officials, Summer Games Employment Services was subcontracted by Event Management & Marketing Associates Inc. to hire students to work in 500 to 600 kiosks around Olympic venues.

It had planned to house the workers in rented schools. But the buildings filled quickly, and the company was told by the Atlanta Fire Department to move the young people out of the schools because of overcrowding and inadequate smoke detectors.

After a meeting Friday with the Georgia Governor’s Office of Consumer Affairs, Event Management said it would pay each student $200 and bus them home.

But it was Branstad who guaranteed bus fare for the students, Grassley’s office said.

Grassley expressed sympathy for the disappointed Iowa students.

“I’m sorry to see this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity turn sour for the 74 young Iowans who anticipated working at the Centennial Olympic Games in Atlanta,” Grassley said.

“Unfortunately, this was not a golden Olympic experience for these very disappointed kids.”

So, since the students weren’t working at the Olympics on Saturday, did they watch the Games?

“Some of us have,” Neuendorf said. “Some of us don’t care to watch it for a while.”

March 28, 2006

This is what they actually believe!!!!!

Filed under: Scientology — Chris Neuendorf @ 8:14 pm

Just when you thought it could not get any f’n weirder!!!!

Cruise in birth control

Hail Xenu!!

March 26, 2006

Best Concert Ever!

Filed under: Entertainment,Music — Chris Neuendorf @ 9:37 am

Went to a concert in the UNI Dome last night. It was Brad Paisley and Sara Evans. It kicked total ass. I’ve never been a big concert person. This was only the 2nd concert I have ever been too. Don’t laugh, but the first one was Michael W. Smith. Yeah, yeah, I know.. I was in High School and my girlfriend at the time made me go!! It’s not my fault, don’t judge me!!

Anyway, the concert ruled… Yes, it was loud, but not so loud that you couldn’t hear the singing. There are people, both country and rock, that sound damn good on a CD, but if you ever hear them live, they suck.. Well, these two sound damn good live. It was a good time.. good time.

March 23, 2006

Happy Birthday Albert Einstein!

Filed under: Funnies — Chris Neuendorf @ 8:56 pm

March celebrates Albert Einstein’s birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. It was called Einstein’s Theory of Relative Titty. He is famous for it.

March 22, 2006

Blame the little fruity club!

Filed under: Scientology,South Park — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:42 pm

Season premier tonight! Due to all the Isaac Hayes/Tom Cruise/Scientology flap this past few days, the genius that is Trey Parks and Matt Stone put together a kick a$$ episode in just 6 days or so!!

This episode rocked! I ripped on Scientology again, but without actually mentioning it. I don’t want to spoil anything for those who have not seen it yet. (From the schedule, it looks like it is going to be on every night for the next several days.)

Basically, they are saying: Don’t blame Isaac Hayes… blame the ‘fruity little club’ that messed with his head.
If you missed it last night, check it out ASAP! Hehe.

Dorf, servant to the Dark Lord Xenu

As if you needed another reason to hate Scientology…..

Filed under: Scientology — Chris Neuendorf @ 12:17 pm

Protest against Scientology and Tom Cruise run in local newspapers

“Thanks, Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, for your expert advice on mental health,” blasts an ad in LA Weekly. The ad goes on to say that a woman was killed “by the schizophrenic son she was told to treat with vitamins instead of psychiatric care.”

(quote from this article)

Don’t Mess with Texas… EVER!

Filed under: Misc. — Chris Neuendorf @ 11:25 am

Bar Sweep Sparks Controversy

What a bunch of fun haters!!!

Dorf
p.s. Hail Xenu

March 20, 2006

South Park Updates and Kick Ass BBQ!

Filed under: Scientology,South Park — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:02 pm

The 10th season of South Park starts this Wednesday at 9PM CST.

The Return of Chef is the title of the episode! No word yet on who the voice of Chef will be.

The tenth season of “South Park” will launch on Wednesday with a new episode titled “The Return of Chef!”, marking the “triumphant homecoming” of lusty school cafeteria cook James “Chef” McElroy to the show, the network said in a statement.

In even a little stranger twist, check out this article: Chef’s Quitting Controversy.

Isaac Hayes did not quit “South Park.” My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

If this is actually true, I owe Mr. Hayes an apology. It is sure a strange situation. Whatever the true is, one this is still for sure… Tom Cruise can kiss my ass! All Hail Xenu!!

Also, thanks to JCollins over at Iowa Nights I learned of a new BBQ place in Cedar Falls.. It is called Zippy’s BBQ, and it is basically this little building with drive-tru BBQ.. I had some ribs tonight, and let me tell you, they kicked major ASS!!!!!! A sweet BBQ shack is just what we need around here. Good thing it is in Cedar Falls and not Waverly or I’d eat there every damn day. Check it out, it is located on Main Street between 21st and 22nd street. Yumm!

March 17, 2006

Boycott Tom Cruise!!!

Filed under: Scientology,South Park — Chris Neuendorf @ 8:59 am

CRUISE CONTROL SCARES ‘PARK’

March 17, 2006 — HOLLYWOOD bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night’s cablecast of a controversial “South Park” episode about Scientology by warning that he’d refuse to promote “Mission Impossible 3,” insiders say.

Tom Cruise, you are a piece of crap!

Official statement of Matt Stone and Trey Parks (hat tip Andrew Sullivan)

” So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

You suck ass Tom Cruise… Go live in Iran if you don’t like the freedom for people to say what they want… You used to be the crazy dude that people just tolerated, but no longer.. you are dead to me… DEAD!

All Hail Xenu!!!!

March 14, 2006

Please God forgive me…..

Filed under: Funnies — Chris Neuendorf @ 9:53 pm

I am SO SO sorry, but when I saw this article I laughed… It is not funny, but yet, I still laughed. Why was she on the damn train tracks to begin with…

Miss Deaf Texas Killed by Train

I’m going to hell for laughing… :-(

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