“Nothing seemed to faze them—even when we showed the Holy Week episode in which Jesus defecated on President Bush and the American flag,” said Parker. “Sure, they thought it was pretty blasphemous—they took up a collection to save our souls—but they agreed it was an exercise in free speech protected by the American constitution.”
We went too far, though, with the Dale Earnhardt episode,” said Stone.
Ok, South Park last night was not as good as the others this season.. but holy crap.. I actually fell off the couch and was laughing uncontrollably for over 5 minutes the first time the camera panned down and Oprah’s minge started talking…
Once again Dorf and Flandomagic defeated Wounds and Wez in the manly sport of GOLF!
Those poor bastards were up 3 skins with 7 holes to play and they blew it. We had tied the previous two holes and the final hole was worth 3 skins and they had a 1 skin lead (plus a bonus skin because they were one stroke ahead of us.)
After Flandomagic choked his chip shot, Dorf stepped up and put us within 5 feet of victory. After Team Loser failed to make their put, Flandomagic had to sink his putt for us to win.. and sink it he did!!!
Big time players make big time plays..
Dorf and his Wedge of Destiny
Flandomagic and his Putter of Doom
Team Loser being all sad…
With the two skin victory we each took home a cool one dollar bill… Massive
But wait!! There is more!! Check out the video interview..
In a recent poll surveying public feeling towards national security
it was discovered that over 58% of Americans felt they were under no
danger whatsoever and that should any terrorist actions threaten their
country again that they would be saved just in time. Whilst the
results were initially a little bit puzzling, the following
investigation revealed why this was the case:
37% of Americans stated that they trusted the abilities of CTU agent
Jack Bauer to step in and intervene before the terrorists were able to
carry out their actions. 14% of those surveyed stated they believed
that whilst the terrorists would be successful, the Enterprise would
then come back in time to prevent it from happening. Most
surprisingly, however, were the remaining 7% who said they thought all
the terrorist attacks in the last 5 years were just a new cable show
on Fox.
Government spokespeople reported that they were shocked at how safe
Americans felt:
“It kinda shocked us,” Chuck Hankman reported, “I mean, we were busy
looking into scrapping the Green and Blue terror alert levels. We’re
never going to use them as its never going to get that safe.”
When commenting on the results of the poll, Hankman stated there were
many holes in the public’s logic. He explained, first of all, that the
Star Trek fans who had faith in Captain Kirk were misguided.
“Even forgetting about the Temporal Prime Directive, it just couldn’t
happen. If the Enterprise stopped a terrorist attack that happened in
their time line it would create a paradox as they would return to
timeline where it didn’t happen. Whilst you may quote episodes where
they did change the past, those sorts of circumstances require the
skills of huge writing teams to pull off, and that isn’t evident in
this suggestion.”
As for the suggestion that Jack Bauer would save the day, Chuck was
even less patient:
“This is even more ridiculous… Jack Bauer is a fictional character
from the TV series 24. He won’t come barging in to save the day…
where was he on September 11th? On vacation? No, that’s your fictional
TV series… not the terrorist attacks going on around the world.
“Besides, evidence has shown that 97% of terrorist attacks take at
least 3 days to unfold, that leaves Jack Bauer 48 hours short.”
At the box office this weekend, Ice Age 2 clobbered Basic Instinct 2 hauling in $70 million dollars, compared with less than $3 million for the Sharon Stone movie. One film is about a prehistoric creature’s struggle to survive and find love, the other is the animated sequel to the movie Ice Age.
Another good South Park…. Three episodes into the season and all have been major kick a$$!! Check it out!!
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