Just in time to save the world from body thetans and Manbearpig, it’s Super Power!!  The sweet new process.. er.. device… er thing.. that can enhance your 57 “senses”.

Read all about it.  You would think they could come up with a better name then ‘Super Power.’  I’m super serial, here folks.  Picture this, it’s Friday and your buddies ask if you want to hit the bars.

Bob: Want to go get a beer?

You: Sorry, Bob, I can’t tonight, I’ve got Super Power class.

Bob: Holy crap, you’re nucking futs.

All Hail Xenu! Continue the Tom Cruise Boycott!