June 28, 2006
Atari Flashback!!!
Name this Atari 2600 classic!! (Gorman, you will probably get it right away)
Don’t mess with Supes!!
Superman Returns baby!! I went and saw Tuesday night and it kicked some major butt!!
For those who don’t know, this one takes place after Superman I and II. This is good because Superman III and IV sucked bigtime!!!!! What the heck was his name from IV.. Nuclear Man?!? Cheese…..
Anyway, Brandon Routh does an excellent job playing Supes.. When you see him as Clark Kent and Superman it totally reminds you of Christopher Reeve he totally nails the part.
Kevin Spacey does a very good job as Lex Luthor as well. The Lois Lane actress was probably the weakest of the cast.
Anyway, if you love Supes… (and who doesn’t) Go watch it!!! It’s 2.5 hours so you get your money worth!!!
p.s. Let’s hope they don’t remake Nuclear man!!!!
June 27, 2006
Iowa rules, France drools!!!!
Lance skips France in favor of Iowa
I am totally going to smoke him up Iowa hills. 
June 23, 2006
June 21, 2006
You suck, Louisiana!!
Louisiana joins battle over violent video games
The Entertainment Software Association (ESA) and the Entertainment Merchants Association on Friday filed suit in the Federal District Court of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, to overturn the new law, saying similar laws have been struck down by six courts in five years.
Seriously…. think of all this money that got wasted spending time passing this stupid bill, now all the money in court and lawyer costs to get it overturned… What a waste. You suck Governor Blanco, but everybody already knew that anyway.
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. I will never vote for anybody who votes for a ban on this stuff.. never.
Video games do not take a normal kid and turn them into a violent killing freak… The kid has something wrong to begin with and it is lack of parenting that it does not get recognized. Howabout a law to ban dumb parents!!
June 19, 2006
Only You Can Save Screech’s House!!
I’m sure Wez will be all over this!!!
June 14, 2006
Spears to move to Namibia… See ya!
Britney Spears, after a year or so of trying to figure out the United State’s uber hard seatbelt laws is giving up and moving to Namibia, Africa.
During the wide ranging interview, Ms. Spears denied rumors that her husband of twenty-one months, Kevin Federline, is living in their basement. She also said repeatedly that she is a “good mom,” despite the fact that she was photographed driving her SUV with her son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap.
“I did it with my dad,” said Ms. Spears. “I’d sit on his lap and I’d drive. We’re country.”
What else did you do with your dad while sitting on his lap, trash?
Good luck driving around.. I hope you read the Safe Driving Guide to Namibia.
Ms. Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California “because it’s on the ocean and there’s lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there’s less chance he would be hurt and we’d have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time.”
There may be sand, princess, but there are also African Wild Cats, Black-backed jackals, bat-eared foxes, cheetahs, leopards, lions, hyenas and wild dogs, as well as baboons and monkeys, any of which would gladly eat some baby who’s country bumkin’ mom will probably won’t watch as well as a good mom would… Plus, I’m sure there are rebels around somewhere… aren’t there always?
Finally, said Ms. Spears, “I heard that Namibia has laws that let celebrities say whether or not journalists are allowed in the country. That’s so important, even more important than getting the same villa that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had.”
Ha, if they asked Angelina Jolie about you moving to Namibia, she would say, “Who?”
June 13, 2006
Last Comic Sucking…
So I was excited for Last Comic Standing, last week they got picked 5 finalists out of 20 and this week they did the same… Last week I was basically OK with their picks.. but this week!!! The Powers That Be (TPTB) picked the worst 5 comics (plus the twist of 2 more) so the worst 7 damn comics!!
For those that did not know, they “judges” don’t actually pick the comics… they damn producers do… and they pretty much do it based on what will cause the most “controversy” in the house…
Total suckness…..
June 12, 2006
Soccer is for commies?!?!?
Read this story over at Slate… Pretty good.
Some quotes…
Sports where one’s hands were not used, he said, were commie sports played by Russians, Poles, Germans, and other commies. To use one’s hands in sports was American, to use one’s feet was the purview of the followers of Marx and Lenin. I believe McCheeby went on to lecture widely on the subject.
Or is this the real reason?
Our continued indifference to the sport worshiped around the world can be easily explained in two parts. First, as a nation of loony but determined inventors, we prefer things we thought of ourselves. The most popular sports in America are those we conceived and developed on our own: football, baseball, basketball. If we can claim at least part of the credit for something, as with tennis or the radio, we are willing to be passively interested. But we did not invent soccer, and so we are suspicious of it.
Soccer is good for the young kids… beats letting them watch TV all summer!