We are a bunch of bastards!  According to research, the North Pole had temperatures of 73F! 

Studies of sediment cores from the sea bottom reveal that long before the North Pole froze it was covered with floating ferns. Six million years earlier the water on the surface of the Arctic Ocean was a balmy 23C (73F) or higher, equivalent to today’s subtropical seas.

Ok, so I have the ultimate conspiracy theory!

So oil is a fossil fuel, so it was formed from the decaying tissue of living things like dinosaurs and stuff, right?  So the oil we have now, is because Bush and Big Oil constructed a time machine to send green house gasses, which are created by us using oil, back 50 million years so we could warm the poles and flood the planet and kill all the dinosaurs so they could turn into Oil, which we can then take out of the ground and create gasses to send back in time… creating a time paradox like no other!!!

Yeah, I just blew your mind!!!!