Khameini: Don’t masturbate during Ramadan

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But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting,” the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

Damn, that is why people blow themselves up… it really IS the only thing to do over there… You can’t even spank it!!