I’m sick of everybody else having cool features! Iowa Hawk has the Hoosegow Honeys. The Corn Beltway Boys have The Giant Middle Finger Award. I’m hella jealous!!

I do have the Piece’O'Crap Awards, but that just ain’t enough!! It’s just not as fun!!

So here it is.. the Burka Hottie of the Week. Oh yeah check out this chick. (I assume it’s a chick.) So seductive. I can’t stop thinking about her!! Look at the way she is making love to the camera… Wow!!