They can not obviously help themselves!! We must show them the error of their ways before their planet becomes inhabitable. What am I talking about? Global Warming, that’s what.

Yes, there is Global Warming on Mars!!! The polar ice caps are melting on Mars. Pretty soon Mars City will be under 2 feet of water. Nobody will be able to vacation on South Martian Island because it will be too hot!! Oh the horror!! What will we do!! If only those Martians would have used less greenhouse gasses, we could have avoided all of this!

Wait? What did you say? There is no greenhouse gas on Mars? What’s that you say? There are no Martians on Mars? Are you saying that maybe Global Warming isn’t martian made? It could have something to do with solar patterns along with natural climate change? Please don’t tell Al Gore.