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September 27, 2007

The Bottle Deposit

Filed under: Cops! — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:40 am

Great Seinfeld episode. Kramer and Newman want to take pop cans with a 5¢ deposit and take them to Michigan for 10¢.

NEWMAN: Wait a minute. You mean you get five cents here, and ten cents there. You could round up bottles here and run ‘em out to Michigan for the difference.

KRAMER: No, it doesn’t work.

NEWMAN: What d’you mean it doesn’t work? You get enough bottles together…

KRAMER: Yeah, you overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn’t work.

Well, some folks have tried it and failed…. bigtime.

13 Arrested In Connection With Can Scam

DETROIT — Authorities said they arrested 13 people and seized more than $500,000 in cash after breaking up a smuggling ring that collected millions of beverage containers in other states and cashed them in for 10 cents apiece in Michigan.

September 19, 2007

Yeah, like we didn’t know that…..

Filed under: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:48 pm

Toothpaste is overrated!!! “57% of French children under five have never brushed their teeth.”

There be pirates here!!

Filed under: Pirates!! — Chris Neuendorf @ 9:44 am

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

FYI, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!! Argh!!!

It be a great day!!!!

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September 18, 2007

I still can’t find these cups!!!!

Filed under: Misc. — Chris Neuendorf @ 11:31 pm

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