Heh, Governor Eliot Spitzer is “Client #9“. He got caught up in a prostitution ring. (Personally I think it should be legal, but it ain’t, so he’s boned.)

The headline on the Drudge Report simply said Client #9, which for some reason made me think of the song Mambo #5. Not sure why, but the chorus of that song actually fits with the current situation.

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita’s all I need
A little bit of Tina’s what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

First off, what does this say about the skills of the Governor. When Billy Clinton was Gov of Arkansas he got all kinds of free tail. Sure, it was trailer park trash tail, but what do you expect? It’s Arkansas. If the Gov. of New Friggen York can’t get all the free tail he wants, well, he must be the words biggest dork.

Heh, the place was called the Emperor’s Club, so at least it sounds like it was high priced tail. If you go by this quote from the affidavit, we should be getting some more “details.”

Additionally, the affidavit notes that after her appointment with Client-9 ended, “Kristen” spoke with a Emperors Club booker, who said that she had been told that Client-9 “would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe…” “Kristen” responded by saying, essentially, that she could handle guys like that.

Dorf to Spitzer… you’re boned.