The DMR reports a man biting another man… Mmmm, sexy.

Police said in a report: “Mark, who lives with his girlfriend, Kiley Junge, stated that Kiley’s child’s father, Keon Patton, knocked on their apartment door. Kiley answered the door and there was Keon… Keon told Kiley that he was ready to get it over with. Mark approached the door and told Keon that he didn’t want any problems.”

But both men ended up in the front yard wrestling on the ground.

Jones yelled that Patton bit him. Then Patton pulled out a handgun and fired a shot in the air, telling Jones the next bullet would go through his heart, police said.

Where are the cheerleaders? Fight, bite, shoot! Fight bite, shoot!!