Dalai Lama in da house!!!
The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet has accepted an invitation from UNI [University of Northern Iowa] to visit campus for a day of celebrating education and the pursuit of knowledge. UNI is working with the Dalai Lama’s North American Representative to secure a date.
I’d like to go and see if I can get a hold of some of that deathbed total consciousness stuff!
Lou Lumenick is a movie critic for the NY Post and is also a proud member of Dorf’s Douches. Yes, this turd got all pissy at a movie and assaulted poor Roger Ebert. For those who didn’t know, Roger Ebert has been been battling cancer and in the process lost the ability to speak. His view of the movie was being blocked by this cockface Lumenick who was leaning into the isle way. Ebert politely tapped this turdburger on the shoulder, prompting LumenDICK to freak out and yell, “Don’t touch me!”
After the third tap, LumenDick got up and smacked Ebert with the big festival binder, which freaked out the entire theater.
According to the New York Daily News, soon after the film started “a man in the audience started yelling, ‘Don’t touch me!’ People looked around and shrugged. Ten minutes later, the voice yells again, ‘I said don’t touch me!’†Then a few minutes later “the guy stands up in the darkness and thwacks the guy behind him with a big festival binder. He hit him so hard everybody could hear it. Everyone freaked out and turned around.†For those who don’t know, Roger Ebert can no longer speak due to his battle with thyroid and salivary gland cancer. Apparently Ebert couldn’t see the screen and tapped Lumenick’s shoulder in an effort to get him to move his head a little.
What a turd eating douche bag.
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