Oscarlina (You heard it here first! The combination of Oscar and Angelina.) Oh yeah, my sweet sweet Angelina Jolie, the greatest, and hottest actress to ever grace the big screen. EVER!

The Great One is out, along with director Clint Eastwood, pimping their new movie Changeling. It is suppose to be super awesome with an Oscar worthy performance from Oscarlina.

Angelina Jolie says she was immediately sucked into the script for her new movie, “Changeling,” but the intense subject matter was almost too much for the actress — enough for her to consider not making the film.

Angelina, who looked stunning in black Versace at Saturday’s New York premiere, told Access Hollywood that the script for the Clint Eastwood-directed film about a child who has been kidnapped was quite a page-turner.

“When I first read the script I couldn’t put it down,” the actress told Access.

Though engaging, the movie’s dark subject matter frightened the mother of six.

“It was a film I didn’t wanna touch because I didn’t want that around me, I didn’t want the thought of kidnapping or anything happening to my kids,” she said.

I totally see where she is coming from. I hate watching shows that involve kidnapping, and if sweet sweet Angelina wasn’t in it, I probably wouldn’t be going. But I have a standing rule that says I must see any movie she has a major role in. It’s a rule, and if we don’t follow rules we have chaos, folks.

Also it starts Jeffrey Donovan, who starts as Michael Westen on USA’s Burn Notice. I have a non-sexual crush on him, so that’s another reason to go.