Remember the old days when all we had was NBC, ABC, CBS? (I realize you young bastards probably don’t remember that…)

Well I do, and this time of year really sucked ass in the old days.. A presidential debate would be on and your night would be ruined!!!

Not tonight baby, debate starts at 8, so I can watch NCIS at 7. (Some folks can watch House also on at 7) Then take a break, play with the kid, put her to bed, then watch ALL NEW SEASON PREMIER OF SOUTH PARK!!!!!

Woo, new South Park tonight baby!!!! Long live cable TV!!!!