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Classic video. Douche and Turd. One of my favorite South Park episodes.
The episode came out before the 2004 election. South Park Elementary had to pick a new mascot and Cartman and Kyle got the kids to write-in Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche, respectively. The two write-ins are the top to [...]
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Nuclear engineering programs at universities nationwide are brimming with students eager to break into what they see as a growth industry.
This rebirth of learning comes after a decades-long slump that prompted many schools to scale back nuclear engineering programs and some to close altogether. Some experts worry whether enough new workers can be [...]
Dalai Lama in da house!!!
The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet has accepted an invitation from UNI [University of Northern Iowa] to visit campus for a day of celebrating education and the pursuit of knowledge. UNI is working with the Dalai Lama’s North American Representative to secure a date.
I’d like to go and see if [...]
Lou Lumenick is a movie critic for the NY Post and is also a proud member of Dorf’s Douches. Yes, this turd got all pissy at a movie and assaulted poor Roger Ebert. For those who didn’t know, Roger Ebert has been been battling cancer and in the process lost the ability [...]
This makes sense… Nine year old kid pitches too fast, he should be banned from playing little league.
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player — too good, it turns out.
The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball [...]
It can cause sleep disorders, difficulty with equilibrium, headaches, childhood “night terrors” and other health problems.
Yes, I’m talking about wind turbines. Or at least that’s what Dr. Nini Pierpont says.
Dr. Nina Pierpont of Malone, N.Y., coined the phrase “wind turbine syndrome” for what she says happens to some people living near [...]
So, I went up to our main office in Madison, Wisconsin yesterday. It was a long day. Left around 6AM, arrived a little after 9. Was there until about 7PM and then headed back. It’s a pretty easy drive actually. It’s 4 lane the entire way back. Well I was cruising right along on Highway [...]
For shame people, for shame!! That fancy pants LCD or Plasma TV you bought is KILLING THE EARTH!!!! I’m not making this stuff up.
A gas used in the making of flat screen televisions, nitrogen trifluoride (NF3), is being blamed for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating global warming.
Almost half of the [...]
This is my reward for the long day… Man they taste good!
At Disney World in Orlando, Florida. It is fricken hot. Well, not right now it ain’t. It’s 10:49 PM Orlando time, 9:49 you Central Standard Time bastards.
Did I mention it was hot? Yeah, upper 90’s with ultra humidity. Like [...]
Marquis makes me nervous… Tied 3-3 after 5.
Update 11:13
SOTO GOES YARD!! 4-3!!!
Update 11:16
Cry me a river Barrett, there was no interference.
P.S. DeRosa just went YARD!!!! 6-3 Cubs. Still not a big enough lead for Marquis.
Update 11:18
Even Marquis gets a hit, SD sucks… bad.
Update 11:20
Cubs up 6-3 after top half of 6th. Hopefully Marquis [...]
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