Lou Lumenick is a movie critic for the NY Post and is also a proud member of Dorf’s Douches. Yes, this turd got all pissy at a movie and assaulted poor Roger Ebert. For those who didn’t know, Roger Ebert has been been battling cancer and in the process lost the ability to speak. His view of the movie was being blocked by this cockface Lumenick who was leaning into the isle way. Ebert politely tapped this turdburger on the shoulder, prompting LumenDICK to freak out and yell, “Don’t touch me!”
After the third tap, LumenDick got up and smacked Ebert with the big festival binder, which freaked out the entire theater.
According to the New York Daily News, soon after the film started “a man in the audience started yelling, ‘Don’t touch me!’ People looked around and shrugged. Ten minutes later, the voice yells again, ‘I said don’t touch me!’†Then a few minutes later “the guy stands up in the darkness and thwacks the guy behind him with a big festival binder. He hit him so hard everybody could hear it. Everyone freaked out and turned around.†For those who don’t know, Roger Ebert can no longer speak due to his battle with thyroid and salivary gland cancer. Apparently Ebert couldn’t see the screen and tapped Lumenick’s shoulder in an effort to get him to move his head a little.
What a turd eating douche bag.
Check out these fugs. They need to slap on a fine for being so damned ugly.
Bond Set at $25-35,000 For Holy Name Easter Protesters!
The UK gets a Dumass Award for this:
UK: Three Little Pigs ‘too offensive’ for Muslims
A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been turned down from a government agency’s annual awards because the subject matter could offend Muslims.
The digital book, re-telling the classic fairy tale, was rejected by judges who warned that “the use of pigs raises cultural issues”.
The awards which rejected the book are run by Becta, the government’s educational technology agency.
The judging panel also attacked the book’s stereotyping of builders.
The book’s creative director, Anne Curtis, said that the idea that including pigs in a story could be interpreted as racism was “like a slap in the face”.
Seriously? They must be offended by pigs because pigs generally have a better education. 
It’s the Dumass Award of the week!
The award goes to an 18 year old dude from Waterloo that had the pleasure of meeting a Bremer County Deputy.
On March 29, the Bremer County Sheriff’s office stopped a vehicle on Highway 3 for speeding. Investigation led to the arrest of Cody Allan Lamprecht, 18, of Waterloo for possession of alcohol under age, excessive speed of 96 mph in a 55 mph and a zero tolerance violation.
Oops….. Is he Dumass material?
Lou Lumenick is a movie critic for the NY Post and is also a proud member of Dorf’s Douches. Yes, this turd got all pissy at a movie and assaulted poor Roger Ebert. For those who didn’t know, Roger Ebert has been been battling cancer and in the process lost the ability to speak. His view of the movie was being blocked by this cockface Lumenick who was leaning into the isle way. Ebert politely tapped this turdburger on the shoulder, prompting LumenDICK to freak out and yell, “Don’t touch me!”