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October 6, 2008

Oscarlina!!

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Entertainment — Tags: , — Chris Neuendorf @ 3:24 pm

Oscarlina (You heard it here first! The combination of Oscar and Angelina.) Oh yeah, my sweet sweet Angelina Jolie, the greatest, and hottest actress to ever grace the big screen. EVER!

The Great One is out, along with director Clint Eastwood, pimping their new movie Changeling. It is suppose to be super awesome with an Oscar worthy performance from Oscarlina.

Angelina Jolie says she was immediately sucked into the script for her new movie, “Changeling,” but the intense subject matter was almost too much for the actress — enough for her to consider not making the film.

Angelina, who looked stunning in black Versace at Saturday’s New York premiere, told Access Hollywood that the script for the Clint Eastwood-directed film about a child who has been kidnapped was quite a page-turner.

“When I first read the script I couldn’t put it down,” the actress told Access.

Though engaging, the movie’s dark subject matter frightened the mother of six.

“It was a film I didn’t wanna touch because I didn’t want that around me, I didn’t want the thought of kidnapping or anything happening to my kids,” she said.

I totally see where she is coming from. I hate watching shows that involve kidnapping, and if sweet sweet Angelina wasn’t in it, I probably wouldn’t be going. But I have a standing rule that says I must see any movie she has a major role in. It’s a rule, and if we don’t follow rules we have chaos, folks.

Also it starts Jeffrey Donovan, who starts as Michael Westen on USA’s Burn Notice. I have a non-sexual crush on him, so that’s another reason to go.

April 14, 2008

Why So Serious?

Filed under: Entertainment — Tags: , — Chris Neuendorf @ 7:44 am

I am getting pumped for the next Batman movie!! Bring it on!!!

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March 4, 2008

Best commercial ever?

Filed under: Entertainment, Funnies — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:27 am

February 26, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel gets his revenge!!!!

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Neuendorf @ 6:25 am

Probably should wear headphones….

There as been some funny crap the last few weeks… From the Conan O’Brian/Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert fued to this….

Jimmy’s girlfriend, Sarah Silverman dropped a bomb on poor Jimmy…

However… Jimmy gets his revenge!!!!!

February 8, 2008

Resolve the Skirt!

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Neuendorf @ 8:47 am

Tim Gunn was on The Daily Show. The wife LOVES Project Runway… I watch it to make fun of the flamers.. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

January 28, 2008

Celebrity What Now?

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Neuendorf @ 9:40 pm

I would like to call Shenanigans on “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew. There is not ONE single celebrity on that damn show. Just because your last name is Baldwin does NOT make you a celebrity.

I watched this for the first time last night and I’m pretty sure Kenickie is gonna die.

For some reason, I like the porn star. :-)

January 22, 2008

Heath Ledger… dead.

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Neuendorf @ 6:36 pm

NEW YORK — Oscar-nominated actor Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence in what might be a drug-related death, police said.

Suicide maybe… Friends said they saw it coming…

“This is terrible and I’m in shock,” a close friend of Ledger’s tells Usmagazine.com. “But to tell you the truth… we saw it coming.”

Hopefully they tried to get him help.

UPDATE:
Crap, I forgot.. he’s The Joker in the next Batman movie, The Dark Knight. They just got done filming…

January 8, 2008

Is there a mouse in your pocket?

Filed under: Entertainment, Politics — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:52 am

The Colbert Report is back! Andrew Sullivan was on last night. Good stuff. Colbert doesn’t need any damn writers!

December 26, 2007

Don’t Date Robots!!!

Filed under: Entertainment — Chris Neuendorf @ 10:45 am

October 8, 2007

Quick Post of the Day.

Filed under: Entertainment, TV Reviews — Chris Neuendorf @ 3:13 pm

The new Caveman TV show blows…. it blows so very hard….. It’s bad… very bad.

I totally love the Caveman Geico ads. I think they are some of the funniest ads on TV, but no… the TV show sucks… hard…..

The main Caveman from the ads isn’t even in the TV show. He is what makes those commercials…

Boooooooo ABC…. Boooooooo!!!!

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