And oldie, but goodie!
March 19, 2008
March 30, 2007
Serfs!! Do your part!
John Travolta says we need to do more to prevent global warming, even though he owns 5.. yes 5, private jets!
(1) There are thousands of commercial flights flying all over the world every day. They are already flying, so why not get on a commerical flight instead of flying one of your FIVE jets?
(2) You’re a Scientologist who thinks we are infested by dead aliens and that makes us do bad things… Who cares what you say anyway?
February 5, 2007
Free Keith Henson!!
Keith Henson, a Scientology critic has been arrested after being on the run for several years. Read about it here. There is a Free Keith Henson blog, check it out.
May 10, 2006
All your base are belong to Scientology
Just in time to save the world from body thetans and Manbearpig, it’s Super Power!! The sweet new process.. er.. device… er thing.. that can enhance your 57 “senses”.
Read all about it. You would think they could come up with a better name then ‘Super Power.’ I’m super serial, here folks. Picture this, it’s Friday and your buddies ask if you want to hit the bars.
Bob: Want to go get a beer?
You: Sorry, Bob, I can’t tonight, I’ve got Super Power class.
Bob: Holy crap, you’re nucking futs.
All Hail Xenu! Continue the Tom Cruise Boycott!
May 3, 2006
Boycott Tom Cruise: Part Deux!!
Andrew Sullivan is calling for a boycott of Mission Impossible 3.
Visionary that I am, I stated I was going to boycott him back in March!! 
Andrew has been all over the Tom Cruise stuff for a while now and since he has a blog readership of about 10000000 times that of me, I hope this boycott spreads.
Tom Cruise is still dead to me.. DEAD!!
All hail Xenu!!
March 28, 2006
March 22, 2006
Blame the little fruity club!
Season premier tonight! Due to all the Isaac Hayes/Tom Cruise/Scientology flap this past few days, the genius that is Trey Parks and Matt Stone put together a kick a$$ episode in just 6 days or so!!
This episode rocked! I ripped on Scientology again, but without actually mentioning it. I don’t want to spoil anything for those who have not seen it yet. (From the schedule, it looks like it is going to be on every night for the next several days.)
Basically, they are saying: Don’t blame Isaac Hayes… blame the ‘fruity little club’ that messed with his head.
If you missed it last night, check it out ASAP! Hehe.
Dorf, servant to the Dark Lord Xenu
As if you needed another reason to hate Scientology…..
Protest against Scientology and Tom Cruise run in local newspapers
“Thanks, Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology, for your expert advice on mental health,” blasts an ad in LA Weekly. The ad goes on to say that a woman was killed “by the schizophrenic son she was told to treat with vitamins instead of psychiatric care.”
(quote from this article)
March 20, 2006
South Park Updates and Kick Ass BBQ!
The 10th season of South Park starts this Wednesday at 9PM CST.
The Return of Chef is the title of the episode! No word yet on who the voice of Chef will be.
The tenth season of “South Park” will launch on Wednesday with a new episode titled “The Return of Chef!”, marking the “triumphant homecoming” of lusty school cafeteria cook James “Chef” McElroy to the show, the network said in a statement.
In even a little stranger twist, check out this article: Chef’s Quitting Controversy.
Isaac Hayes did not quit “South Park.” My sources say that someone quit it for him.
I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.
If this is actually true, I owe Mr. Hayes an apology. It is sure a strange situation. Whatever the true is, one this is still for sure… Tom Cruise can kiss my ass! All Hail Xenu!!
Also, thanks to JCollins over at Iowa Nights I learned of a new BBQ place in Cedar Falls.. It is called Zippy’s BBQ, and it is basically this little building with drive-tru BBQ.. I had some ribs tonight, and let me tell you, they kicked major ASS!!!!!! A sweet BBQ shack is just what we need around here. Good thing it is in Cedar Falls and not Waverly or I’d eat there every damn day. Check it out, it is located on Main Street between 21st and 22nd street. Yumm!
March 17, 2006
Boycott Tom Cruise!!!
March 17, 2006 — HOLLYWOOD bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night’s cablecast of a controversial “South Park” episode about Scientology by warning that he’d refuse to promote “Mission Impossible 3,” insiders say.
Tom Cruise, you are a piece of crap!
Official statement of Matt Stone and Trey Parks (hat tip Andrew Sullivan)
” So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”
You suck ass Tom Cruise… Go live in Iran if you don’t like the freedom for people to say what they want… You used to be the crazy dude that people just tolerated, but no longer.. you are dead to me… DEAD!
All Hail Xenu!!!!